First of all, it’s super weird that there aren’t a bajillion Christmas movies coming to Netflix this month. This list should be a list of like A Christmas Story and I don’t know, insert Christmas movie here but nope, mostly bad original nonsense that no one has ever heard of.
I might have to skirt around the ‘movie’ rule that I established in the title here because there aren’t 7 great movies coming in December. There are like 4, and some other stuff because Netflix would rather you spend the week watching The Crown then Scrooged, apparently.
Anyway enough complaining, here are 7 best movies coming to Netflix December 2017:
7. Full Metal Jacket
It’s that time of the year again. Time to gather the family around the yule log with a glass of eggnog and turn on the family favorite, Full Metal Jacket. There is nothing that makes me think of the holidays more than soldiers dealing with the mental anguish that is war.
Most iconic images of the holidays: 3. Christmas tree. 2. Santa Claus. 1. Vincent D’Onfrio’s murder/suicide. On man, just thinking about it makes me want to sing Christmas Carols and scream ‘WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION’ at the family puppy.