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Portland Trail Blazers Owner Sums Up How We All Feel Watching the Golden State Warriors

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Total and complete astonishment, Someone check to see is Portland Trail Blazers owner, Paul Allen, is still breathing. I think we witnessed a brain aneurysm occur on live television.

The Blazers dominated the Warriors all night. It wasn’t even close. Until it was close. They went from embarrassing the Warriors to losing 125-132 in overtime.

Steph Curry made his triumphant return to the playoffs after suffering an MCL sprain and decided he’d just casually drop 40 points on Portland’s head, including 17 points in overtime. Curry himself, scored more than the Blazers did in OT. Yikes.

Someone pick Paul Allen’s jaw off of the floor.

#PrayForRipCity

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you think that any team has a chance to beat the Golden State Warriors this season.

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