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Porn Star Stormy Daniels Made a Cool $130,000 To Bang Donald Trump and Not Tell Anyone About It

A lawyer for President Donald Trump arranged a $130,000 payment to a former adult-film star a month before the 2016 election as part of an agreement that precluded her from publicly discussing an alleged sexual encounter with Mr. Trump, according to people familiar with the matter.

Michael Cohen, who spent nearly a decade as a top attorney at the Trump Organization, arranged payment to the woman, Stephanie Clifford, in October 2016 after her lawyer negotiated the nondisclosure agreement with Mr. Cohen, these people said.

Ms. Clifford, whose stage name is Stormy Daniels, has privately alleged the encounter with Mr. Trump took place after they met at a July 2006 celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, these people said. Mr. Trump married Melania Trump in 2005.

(WSJ)

 

SHOUT OUT Stormy Daniels out here literally living the American Dream. I don’t know what Stormy was doing pre-porn but I assume she wasn’t going for her master’s degree and stumbled onto a porn set. Now, not every porn star comes from a troubled background. Some of them know they are attractive, enjoy having sex and know they can make money from it. But none of them are doctors, is my point.

Stormy Daniels went from porn to banging the president of the United State of America and then getting a 6-figure ‘shh’ check in the mail one day. Mama, we made it. Sure, it’s one of the least respected presidents ever but depending on who you asked back in the day, there was a certain demographic of people that didn’t like Abraham Lincoln either1.

I guess I should mention that Donald Trump banged a washed up porn star moments before he became president after being married for over a decade to a woman who currently seems like she’s being held hostage and then paid that porn star a relatively low amount of money to stay quiet about the whole thing. Which she did not.

It’s pretty chill that there are zero consequences to Donald Trump’s actions. Let’s not forget that he is a rapist and serial groper and is probably banging a little girl right now whether she likes it or not. But this isn’t about how shitty Donald is and how he’s basically Patrick Bateman at the end of American Psycho when he realizes he can kill whoever he wants, whenever he wants and he’ll get away with it.

This is about my girl Stormy Daniels.

The American Dream.

 

 

 

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