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Plastic Surgery Addict Has a Permanent Boner After a Botched Nose Job

A PLASTIC surgery addict claims a botched nose job has left him with a painful and permanent erection.

Reality TV star Neven Ciganovic flew to Iran to have an operation to fix his crooked nose.
But when the 45-year-old returned home to the Serbian capital, Belgrade he began to suffer long-lasting erections.

The Croatian stylist said: “I was in Iran for rhinoplasty for the documentary film that Channel 4 is filming covering my life.

“We did not record the surgery but only the consultation sessions with the doctor.

“They gave me general anaesthesia and I reacted badly to it.”

Neven said during his plastic surgery doctors diagnosed him with the rare condition, priapism, a condition where men suffer painful erection that lasts for several hours.

It’s not necessarily related to sexual stimulation or excitement and won’t disappear after orgasm.

If the erection lasts longer than four hours, it’s deemed a medical emergency.

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Doesn’t it suck when you’re trying to get your ugly ass nose fixed and then next thing you know, you can’t lay on your stomach anymore? Neven Ciganovic simply wanted his disgusting mug remodeled and now he’s a walking viagra commercial. Life is crazy.

What’s ironic about Neven Ciganovic being a walking boner is that his gross ass plastic face will prevent all women from wanting to be alone in a room with him. This is like a Twilight Zone episode but instead of a bookworm surrounded by books with broken glasses, it’s a Serbian scarecrow with a broken dick.

Poor sociopath.

 

 

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