The Latest Stuff
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Elly De La Cruz Was Created in a Lab To Crush Baseballs
Elly De La Cruz has hit a homer in 4 straight games and has reached base safely in 18 straight games going back to last season.
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The Slam Diego Padres Are BACK
After a disappointing 2023 campaign, the Slam Diego Padres have returned to hitting bombs and winning baseball games
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Angel Hernandez Has The Best Job in the World
It doesn’t matter if he calls a ball a strike or a strike a ball, Angel Hernandez will be behind homeplate every night doing whatever he wants.
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Can Tom Brady Play in 2024?
Tom Brady has mentioned he wouldn’t mind returning to the NFL like Michael jordan did with the Wizards but could Tom Brady play in 2024?
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This Photo of Joe Mazzulla Has Completely Changed My Opinion of the 2024 Boston Celtics
Joe Mazzulla showed up to a local Boston radio station dressed like a guy who is about to win an NBA Championship. Congrats to the Celtics.
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Deadseriousness Wrestlemania 40 Awards
Let’s give out some Wrestlemania 40 awards to some of the best and worst moments from what may go down as the best Mania ever.
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7 Best Moves of the 2024 NFL Offseason
The 2024 NFL Offseason is about at the finish line with the draft quickly approaching so lets see which moves were the best.
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J. Cole’s “Might Delete Later” is a 43-Minute Response To Kendrick Lamar That No One Asked For
J Cole Might Delete Later is a surprise album where Cole spends nearly an hour talking to Kendrick Lamar. Not sure who even wanted this..
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“Who Want Me?” -Bronny James
Bronny James has announced he is both entering the transfer portal as well as declaring for the 2024 NBA Draft. His phone is very much on.
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Clay Holmes is the New York Yankees Secret Weapon
The New York Yankees are having a historic start to their 2024 MLB season and for some reason, no one is giving Clay Holmes his credit.
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Kim Mulkey Lost Because She Went Woke
Kim Mulkey is too woke to be leading young women. She chose to miss the National Anthem and that is the most unforgivable act on Earth.
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The Saddest Part About The Malachi Flynn 50-Point Game
malachi flynn just dropped 50 points on the Atlanta Hawks and this man will never get another chance to do this ever again.
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After Failing To Acquire The Minnesota Timberwolves, Alex Rodriguez Must Endure Another Public Humiliation
Alex Rodriguez is a man desperate to find love and acceptance and NBA ownership was his chance to be the Man in Minnesota. That dream is dead.
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7 Biggest Takeaways From 2024 MLB Opening Day
From Corbin Burnes carrying the Orioles to Royce Lewis never getting a chance to play, let’s talk MLB opening day.
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We All Know JJ McCarthy Sucks, Right?
Why is everyone and their mother obsessed with JJ McCarthy??
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2024 MLB Season Awards Predictions
Who will win all the awards for the 2024 MLB season coming up.
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Jontay Porter Let Down The NBA (Presented By DraftKings, FanDuel and PrizePicks)
Jontay Porter may have been caught intentionally altering his on court performance to win prop bets and that’s wrong. Presented by DraftKings
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Kim Mulkey 1000% Did Whatever The Washington Post is Accusing Her of Doing
There is a new Kim Mulkey Washington Post hit piece hitting the streets soon and we know this because Kim Mulkey won’t shut up about it.
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Josh Hart Is Who Y’all Wanted Ben Simmons To Be
Josh Hart has been the engine keeping the Knicks running through injuries and he’s the player everyone thought Ben Simmons would be.
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Russell Wilson and the Pittsburgh Steelers Are Going To Have a Hilarious 2024 Season
Russell Wilson and his corny TikTok hype videos are coming to ruin Mike Tomlin’s legacy.
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I’m Voting For Aaron Rodgers
Robert Kennedy Jr and Aaron Rodgers are joining forces to make the most annoying ticket in presidential history and I’m all for it.
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The Pipe Bomb: WWE Becoming Reactionary and the Arrivals of Okada and Mercedes Mone
From Maxxine Dupri’s dead brother to Mercedes Mone’s AEW debut, welcome to the Pipe Bomb.
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Aroldis Chapman and His Mom Have an EXTREMELY Close Relationship
Send Aroldis Chapman to prison.
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Donovan Mitchell Is Officially Inelligible To Win NBA Awards This Season
Donovan Mitchell not winning any awards this season might be the catalyst for change in Cleveland.
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Gerrit Cole Is Suffering From a Top Secret Injury
Gerrit Cole and the New York Yankees are acting like Cole’s elbow isn’t currently falling off the bone as they continue to get more tests and reveal absolutely none of the results.
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Kirk Cousins Gets Off One Last Heist From The Atlanta Falcons
At 36 years old and fresh off a torn achilles, Kirk Cousins manages to secure one last bag from a thirsty franchise.
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New York Giants Fans Should Be Celebrating Saquon Barkley Signing With The Philadelphia Eagles
Saquon Barkley is joining the division rival Philadelphia Eagles but Giants fans need not worry.
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Pistons GM Troy Weaver Tries To Fight Fan Who Correctly Told Him He Sucks At His Job
Detroit Pistons GM, Troy Weaver, almost fought a fan over the weekend for simply telling him what he already knows: he sucks at his job.
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Utah State Could Not WAIT To Fire Kayla Ard
Kayla Ard just had a suuuuuper awkward press conference…
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Alperen Segun’s Leg Exploded
Can the Houston Rockets make the play-in game without Alperen Sengun?
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What Should The Giants Do With The 6th Pick in the 2024 NFL Draft?
This is the most important draft in recent Giants history, let’s talk about who New York should take with the no. 6 pick
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Predicting All 32 Starting Quarterbacks For the 2024 NFL Season
We tried it last year so why not run it back? Let’s try to predict all 32 starting quarterbacks next season.
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4 Teams That Should Sign Russell Wilson
The Russell Wilson Denver Broncos era ended with 11 total wins, 2 head coaches and 0 playoff appearances. What’s next for Ciara’s baby boy?
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4 NBA Storylines From The Weekend: The Timberwolves are Weirdos and The Cavaliers are Frauds
From the Mavericks wilting to the Timberwolves being exposed, here are the best storylines from this NBA weekend
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Anthony Kim, The Golden State Warriors and What To Do When You Realize You’re Washed
Pro golfer Anthony Kim and the Golden State Warriors just had a WASHED weekend of embarassing Ls. And that’s totally okay.