PETA Claims Drinking Milk Makes You a White Supremacist So For The First Time, I’m Riding With PETA on This

What Happened?

As when Christoph Waltz’s character in Inglorious Bastards drinks a glass of milk and a character in a pivotal scene of Get Out sips the cow secretion, dairy milk has long been embraced as a symbol of white supremacy.

Geneticists are alarmed that white nationalists—who are now using milk emojis and sharing photos of themselves chugging milk to celebrate their “whiteness”—are contorting science and using it as an excuse to hate. In a recent article in The New York Times, evolutionary biologists state that because of a genetic mutation among Europeans, white people are more likely to be able to digest lactose. White nationalists are arguing that being able to drink another animal’s breast milk somehow indicates that they’re of the “master race”—good grief!



PETA usually jumps out of the window on a lot of dumb shit.

Throwing fake blood on people wearing expensive fur coats was the wackest anti-fur campaign in the history of history. ‘FUR IS MURDER’ is both accurate and unimportant. Native Americans were out here wearing buffalo jackets and squirrel slippers. It’s fine. Animals are warm as hell. Let me wear them.

I’m also never going to stop eating meat. Look at me, girl I went on two dates with who was vegan and expected me to become vegan too even though I never even learned your last name, I’m never going to stop eating meat.

I disagree with every single thing that PETA stands for but if we’re out here saying that milk is the drink of the alt-right then I’m all in. You have my full attention.

Milk is disgusting.

If I ever walk into a friend’s home and they’re just sitting at their kitchen table two handing a tall glass of milk, I’m walking right out of that house immediately and I’m calling the FBI to bring the SWAT team in. That’s pre-crime.

PETA is being disingenuous here and they clearly don’t want people going anywhere near precious cows so they are pinning racism to milk drinkers but I am here to believe the lie. If this gets both milk drinking psychopaths and white supremacists out of the paint then thank you for your service, PETA.




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