Pacman Jones Arrested For Eye Gauging a Secury Guard, Spitting on a Nurse and Headbutting a Cop

Cincinnati Bengals cornerback Adam Jones faces several charges after he was arrested early Tuesday morning for allegedly pushing a security guard and poking him in the eye and then refusing to comply with law enforcement officers, according to Hamilton County Jail records.

Jones, 33, was arrested at a hotel near the Bengals’ stadium and the city’s entertainment district in downtown Cincinnati and booked in the jail at approximately 12:30 a.m. Tuesday. He faces misdemeanor charges of assault, disorderly conduct and obstructing official business, and a felony count of harassment with a bodily substance.

When arrested, Jones refused to enter the police car and allegedly pulled away before kicking and head-butting an officer, jail documents said. He then spit on the hand of a nurse while he was being booked into the Hamilton County Justice Center.




Now, before I go and cast judgement, I won’t pretend like I’ve never been in this situation before. Security guards can be reaaal¬†hit or miss. Either they’re the coolest guy in the room or they are hard dicks with chips on their shoulder and they think they’re actual police officers.

Sooo, Pacman must’ve run into the latter and did the only thing that should be done when you interact with an awful security guard, he poked him in the eye Ted DiBiase style. I think arresting him is a little over the top.

I don’t want to sit here and say I’m condoning headbutting an officer of the law but what’s up with this interloping nurse. He had no choice but to spit on that trespassing bimbo. Keep your eyes on your own paper, sweetheart. You don’t want to get spit on? Don’t be around Pacman Jones when he’s getting arrested.




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