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Owner of the Rub N Tug Spot Where Robert Kraft Gets His Handjobs Is Buddies With Donald Trump and Openly Advertised Her Sex Trafficking Ring At Mar-a-Lago

The founder of a chain of Florida spas recently seen in a Super Bowl selfie with President Trump reportedly advertised access to the president at his Mar-a-Lago resort through a website for her consulting firm.

Mother Jones reported Saturday that a website for GY US Investments LLC, which was founded in 2017 by Li Yang and her husband Zubin Gong, was advertising “activities for clients” looking to make top connections in the United States including the chance to “interact” with the president and others. (Source)

Let me just start by saying that I’ve dated girls (believe it or not) and it is astronomically harder for you to find photos of us together than it is to find photos of the Trumps just hanging out with this woman who runs a sex trafficking ring.

Apparently Li Yang was attempting to gather a clientele of rich influential men to get $30 hand jobs at the local strip mall and I totally respect her hustle and her shooting for the stars.

I guess my biggest problem with her plan was ya know, tricking Chinese women into coming to America by promising them visas only to hold them captive as sex slaves with no days off and forcing them to blow elderly men for zero of the profits.

When the reports of Robert Kraft’s initial release came out, local law enforcement mentioned that there were even bigger names coming. That seemed like absolute BS at the time but it looks like Donald Trump is good friends with these people so it’s very possible Trump sampled some of the merchandise when Li Yang came to him asking to advertise at Mar-A-Lago.

I honestly cannot wait for the second that Donald Trump is no longer president and he immediately gets arrested. I want FBI agents just circling around him at the next president’s inauguration and the second the new president is sworn in, Trump gets cuffed, hopefully tased as well.

Also, and I cannot stress this enough, fuck Li Yang for holding these women hostage and making them jerk off Eric Trump. I’m glad Robert Kraft was the martyr to bust this whole thing wide open. Release the customer’s names, you cowards.

 

 

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