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OJ Simpson Joined Twitter So He Can Let The World Know Who He’s Humping

OJ Simpson joined Twitter over the weekend and posted three terrifying videos. Everything OJ Simpsons does is terrifying but there’s something about OJ holding a front facing camera and recording a video threatening to set the record straight that comes off veryyy Joker in the Dark Knight-esque.

Personally, if I killed a couple of people I’d probably keep a low profile but OJ has decided to do the polar opposite and become a social media influencer.

Interesting that out of all the things OJ could ‘clear up’ from his perspective, the first thing he wants to world to know is that he never banged Kris Jenner and that Khloe Kardashian isn’t his daughter.

That’s all he wanted to get off his chest. No mention of the double homicide or pretending like a glove that obviously fit his hand suddenly didn’t fit. Nope, woke up the morning of Father’s Day and was like ‘I’m not that bitches father’.

There is outrage now about OJ logging on and being a weirdo that’s being led by Ron Goldman’s sister, reasonably so. From what I can gather, you can’t stab the soul out of two human’s bodies and then post funny memes on Twitter a couple of decades later (although none of that has stopped Amanda Knox from tweeting her little murdering heart away but ok)

Look, sometimes you have to let the world know who and who you have not banged. I’m glad OJ ‘set the record straight’ on what we were all desperate to know.

Cannot wait for Twitter to give him that blue check mark so that the Internet can truly explode with fake outrage over the least important thing that’s ever happened on Twitter.

Happy Father’s Day to OJ Simpson and everyone out there, except Khloe of course.


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