OJ Simpson Got Blackout Drunk and Kicked Out of a Bar in Vegas

O.J. Simpson was booted from the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas Wednesday night after allegedly getting wasted and then being extremely unruly.

Simpson had been frequenting bars at the hotel since his release from prison. Hotel staff tells TMZ … at around midnight last night, Simpson was drunk and became disruptive at the Clique bar. We’re told Simpson was angry at hotel staff and glasses broke at the bar.


What’s OJ Simpson going to do when he’s released from prison? Answer: get blackout drunk in Las Vegas every night until he is escorted off of the premises. I think we all could’ve predicted this from the former Heisman winner which is what he’s most famous for, right?

At this point in his life, he should be allowed to get as drunk as he wants wherever he wants. I assume his brain is just dripping with CTE from playing football so thankfully he hasn’t done anything violent towards anyone.

It says glasses were broken at the bar and I can only assume that OJ Simpson was asked to leave and he grabbed an empty Coors Light bottle, smashed it on the bar and tried to stab a bouncer who probably saw his life flash before his eyes until OJ fell asleep seconds later because the PK’s in his system kicked in.

Damn, I would do anything to be at the bar with OJ chopping it up about USC football and arthritis and Cuba Gooding Jr. Goals.



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