Odell Beckham Jr. Is a Loser

This is Odell Beckham pretending to pee like a dog after scoring a touchdown on Sunday against the Philadelphia Eagles. He was immediately handed a misconduct penalty which would be the second time this season that a Giants receiver scored a touchdown and lost their fucking minds like they were Jesse at the end of Breaking Bad finally being released from chains.

Act like you’ve been there before.

The Giants have yet to win a game this season sooo maybe you should be playing focused football and not getting on all fours to pee. There is nothing more frustrating than watching Beckham explode towards a defender after he catches a 5-yard slant route for a first down. I get anxious every single time because I know the refs could call a taunting penalty at any time.

I don’t want to sit here and pretend like I hate players celebrating. I love it. I still think Terrell Owens is the GOAT. The pom poms. The sharpie. The Dallas star. But I hate how Beckham is trash[1. Yes, he’s hurt blah blah.] this season and costing the Giants wins.

Odell Beckham Jr. is a loser.

Remember last season where he did weird shit with the kicking net every single week? Maybe it’s because I write jokes all day long but Beckham might be the least funny player in the NFL. He’s just a loser.

But I can say all of this because I’m a Giants fan. I swear if a Cowboys fan comes at me with this Beckham slander we are fist fighting.

I mean but seriously, look at the photo I used for this article. Oh cool, your facemask says ‘savage’. What a loser. Just a lame dude.



Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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