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Odell Beckham Jr. Has Acres Upon Acres of Real Estate in Josh Norman’s Brain

Josh Norman is a broken man. Ever since ODB stuffed Norman in a locker last season and stole his lunch money, Norman cannot go a single day without talking about Odell. In a recent interview, Josh Norman continued his slander tour:

“Everybody saw what he was,” Norman told ESPN. “People from around the league were coming up to me afterward and saying, ‘He does that crap all the time.’ He lost so much respect from people for that little tantrum. I’ve already got a couple people telling me, ‘OK, I’ve got a hit out on him.’ It’s going to be rough for him this year. And he brought it on himself.

“He’s skilled and talented. I won’t take that away from him. But he’s never been through any adversity in his life. It’s like, when are you ever going to grow up?”

(TheScore)

Okay, Josh Norman. We get it. You wake up in the middle of the night with nightmares of Odell Beckham spearing you at midfield again. You run to the bathroom to splash water on your face and when you look up from the sink you think you see Odell in the mirror standing behind you dancing and shit but it’s all just in your imagination.

I cannot wait until week 3 when the New York Giants and the Washington Redskins square off so I can see ODB put up 300 yards and 8 touchdowns on Norman. Then Josh Norman will spend the rest of the season talking about Odell in every single interview while Odell builds a skyscraper in Norman’s brain.

 

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