yudi pineda

Nun-In-Training Leaves The Catholic Church So She Can Follow Her Real Dreams of Being a Porn Star

What Happened?

A former trainee nun is starting her professional porn career off with a bang by signing an exclusive deal with one of the biggest porn companies in the US.

Yudi Pineda, a devoted Catholic from Colombia, has signed a multi-scene deal with BangBros, a Miami-based studio.

The 28-year-old will make her debut in a scene released on Jan. 13. Naturally, it has a nun-monk Catholic motif.

(NY Post)

Yudi Pineda is my early 2019 inspiration.

For anyone stuck in a dead end job or wack internship job grinding away making ‘the man’ richer while you stay broke and unhappy, follow Yudi’s lead.

Quit your day job and chase your dreams. Yudi Pineda was fed up with the whole ‘pray’ and ‘don’t have sex’ thing so she decided to call up Bang Bros and the rest is history.

And the best part is that homegirl is coming into the game with her whole brand already established. She’s going to be in so many nun scenes now.

She’s cornered that market entirely for herself. There are going to be Yudi Pineda influenced sexy-nun costumes sold on Amazon for Halloween this year.

What a marketing genius.

Everyone quit your jobs and go have sex in the back of a creepy van with a very talkative camera man cracking weird jokes the whole time. GOALS.

 

 

 

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