The NSFW Trailer For The Greasy Strangler is the Weirdest Thing You’ll Watch All Year

I don’t even understand what I just watched. Was..was that art? I have no idea what a greasy strangler is and I have no intentions on finding out anytime soon.

Here’s the thing, this movie is currently sitting at a 92% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I don’t judge movies based off of their critical acclaim but after watching that trailer, perhaps I missed something. You know what I didn’t miss? Old man dicks and naked men covered in mud and shit.

Silver lining to watching this trailer? I also saw tits soooo. I’m content. Every trailer should sneak tits in. I would’ve seen Batman V. Superman 16 times if there were random nips scattered throughout. Do you know why Batman V. Superman failed? No nips. Facts only here at Deadseriousness.

I guess I’ll see you all at the premiere of the Greasy Strangler. Brings your kids and parents. It’s a treat for the whole family and totally won’t make you feel weird and gross inside and out. Promise.

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