— Nick Young (@NickSwagyPYoung) June 19, 2016
What an announcement. “Single”. Swaggy P has spoken. Who cares about Game 7 of the NBA Finals? Who even watches Game of Thrones? The world stopped to a complete halt as we now know that Nick Young and Iggy Azalea have broken up.
What’s next for these two titans?
Nick Young will go back to chucking up wild 3-pointers and turning around celebrating while his shot bricks off the side of the backboard. That’s the Swaggy P I know and love. Just catching and shooting regardless of what the offensive play is. Swaggy P is always open whether he’s double teamed or not.
Iggy Azalea is going back to dropping FIRE records. Iggy took over 2 summers ago. We’ve been waiting years for the Return of the Mack and it’s time she returns to being a hit machine. I-G-G-Y Do Dat Do Dat. Those are the only Iggy Azalea lyrics I know. Those might be the only Iggy lyrics that exist. Doesn’t really matter. Point is, it’s time for more lava tracks.
This is best break up that’s ever happened to me.
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