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90-Year Old Man Call Cops After a Hooker Stole From Him, Promptly Get Arrested For Hiring Her

A 90-year-old Dennis Port man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute after reporting that she stole from him.

Nicholas Salerno paid Karen Proia, 48, of Route 28 in West Dennis, $100 on June 22 to perform a sex act, according to Orleans District Court documents.

He told police she used the bathroom in his house and he later noticed his necklace was missing. He reported the alleged theft to police June 30, records show.

Police recovered the necklace at Bass River Coin, records state.

A police officer told Salerno he also would be charged with a crime, for soliciting a prostitute, to which Salerno responded, “I don’t give a (expletive). I’m 90 years old …” according to court documents.

(Cape Cod Times)

 

Sooo 90-year old Nicholas Salerno just wanted his saggy old man balls licked so he hired a nice (also kind of old) prostitute, Karen Proia. Next thing you know, he’s $100 short and his necklace is gone. Who do you turn to when you’ve been robbed? The police.

Then he ended up in handcuffs.

What type of world do we live in? Cops are shooting people left and right and now they’re arresting victims? Yes, he was soliciting a prostitute or whatever but I think his quote sums this situation up perfectly.

“I don’t give a shit, I’m 90-years old”. Put that on his tombstone now. Actually, put that on my tombstone too.

 

 

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TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

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