NFL Power Rankings: The New England Patriots Are Dead, Love Live Buffalo

28. San Francisco 49ers 0-4

I earnestly forgot the 49ers were a team in the NFL. I wrote out this outline and only had 31 teams. Could not figure out who was missing. Oh yea, the shitty San Francisco 49ers who I will destroy all season long for letting Colin Kaepernick walk but allowing Brian Hoyer to continue to go out there every weekend and play make believe like he’s an NFL quarterback.

Also, get the 49ers OUT OF HEREEE for now all of sudden all kneeling now that Kaepernick is gone even though they hung him out to dry last season. I want/need the 49ers to lose every single game from now until the end of time.

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