1. New York Giants 0-4
The New York Giants are secretly tanking right in everyone’s face. All of the ‘experts’ are shitting on the Giants for their bad offensive line and their terrible playcalling and the constant penalties but it’s allll a part of the master plan. Stay woke.
Do you really think Eli Manning is accidentally mismanaging the play clock on goal-line situations week after week? Of course not. It’s all intentional. Oh oops, they lost by a field goal two weeks in a row. Oh nooo. SIKE. The Giants are about to snatch up Saquon Barkley in the draft and he’s going to devour the NFC East next season. Long Live The New York Football Giants.