NFL Power Rankings: The New England Patriots Are Dead, Love Live Buffalo

13. Philadelphia Eagles 3-1

I hate that Carson Wentz is having success. Carson Wentz and Kirk Cousins are the biggest nerds in the NFL. Dak Prescott seems like the most boring human ever. The NFC East is incredibly infuriating. Not saying that Eli Manning is the coolest guy on the planet but he’s dad lame. He’s not geeky loser Carson Wentz lame.

The Eagles are good or whatever. I’m going to pretend like this team is 2-2 because the Giants won and no one can tell me otherwise. If the Eagles go 3-13, just know you heard it here first.

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