NFL Power Rankings: The New England Patriots Are Dead, Love Live Buffalo

20. Miami Dolphins 1-2

jay cutler

Here’s what separates the Dolphins from every other 2 loss team in the NFL: Jay Cutler. Cutler’s commitment to the cause is unheralded. His execution is perfect. Cigarette in one hand, football in the other. Immediately followed by football in defender’s hands, cigarette in mouth and hands on hips.

Jay is the coolest player in the NFL and no one can tell me otherwise. Next week he could just walk off the field in the middle of the first quarter and drive home and no one would be shocked. It would be completely on brand. Don’t be shocked if he takes a knee every play this week.

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