ATLANTA, GA - OCTOBER 01: Tyrod Taylor #5 of the Buffalo Bills celebrates beating the Atlanta Falcons at Mercedes-Benz Stadium on October 1, 2017 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

NFL Power Rankings: The New England Patriots Are Dead, Love Live Buffalo

The NFL Power Rankings are BACK. Or they won’t be because the Thursday Night Football game is coming up shortly and I’m still writing this nonsense. Round of applause to anyone who will read this and complain about all of the typos. Welcome to Deadseriousness where I rush articles last minute but I do it for the people, you know. This is all for you, baby. Text me back.

Anyway, here are the Week 5 NFL Power Rankings:

32. New England Patriots 2-2

Shout out to everyone who predicted that the New England Patriots would glide into the Super Bowl again this season completely unopposed by any other team and win another cup because the Patriots are sooo much better than everyone else in the NFL. Lol jk, the Patriots stink and have the absolute WORST defense in the NFL.

There’s always the debate every single year: could the Alabama college football team beat the Cleveland Browns. Well as of right now, Alabama could beat the New England Patriots because they’d put up 50 points in the first half. New England stinks.


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