Rogue One: A Star Wars Story..Director Krennic (Ben Mendelsohn)..Ph: Jonathan Olley..©Lucasfilm LFL 2016.

The Newest Rogue One Trailer Will Give You a Massive Star Wars Boner


Yes. Yes. Yes I am all the way in. I was already all the way in but now I’m all the way in times a bajillion. The first trailer got me really interested in Felicity Jones’ character but this new trailer has me invested in all of her supporting cast.

Rogue One apparently attended the Christopher Nolan school of sarcastic loveable robots. He’s like if R2D2 could talk and murder people or if C3PO wasn’t a little bitch. We’ve got a blind guy using the force and just being a badass.

I obviously haven’t seen this movie yet but I feel comfortable saying it’s the greatest movie ever made. I won’t be able to sleep tonight because I’ll be thinking about this trailer.

Oh and just in case you forgot, Darth fucking Vader. Adrenaline pumping every time I hear that man breathing. I don’t know if he’s going to play a major role in this movie or just have a small cameo but I know when I see his cape I am going to be rock hard.

 

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