Welcome Back to the New York Yankees, Aroldis Chapman

I’m coming home. I’m coming home. Tell the world, I’m coming home.

5-years/$86 million aka 5 straights years in the World Series. Now, if you’ve read anything I’ve ever written regarding the Yankees, you know I tend to embellish from time to time. This is my honest, calm, realistic reaction, the Bronx Bombers are the best team in baseball.

Do you understand how many runs Gary Sanchez, Greg Bird and Matt Holliday are going to score? We won’t even NEED Chapman so when he does come into a game for a closing situation, it’ll be an automatic win. The Yankees are about to go 162-0. Wow.

Chapman just won a World Series ring so he’s bringing that championship experience to the squad. I might actually buy season tickets like, I don’t know, right now? We basically don’t even have to play the regular season. Just fast forward to the World Series where the Yankees sweep whoever they play.

See you all at the Championship parade.

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you’re ready for Aroldis Chapman to lead the Yankees to the next 5 World Series Championships. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here.


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Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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