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The New York Giants Wide Receivers Are Sooo Fucking Cool

The title of this article might sound sarcastic but this is Deadseriousness here, the Giants have the coolest wide receivers, I don’t know, ever? Beat the Redskins out of the playoffs on Sunday and basically end Kirk Cousins career as a starter in the NFL. Drink rozay with Beiber on a yacht on Monday. How’s your 2017 going?

Any fan who has a problem with the Giants receivers having a yacht party is definitely punching a clock somewhere at a job they hate and whenever they see someone post a photo of themselves on vacation they flip out. We get it, life is hard for you. Let other people be happy.

Does taking Monday off mean that the Giants automatically lose to the Packers on this weekend? No. In fact, the Giants receivers are the main reason that they’re even in the playoffs, at least on the offensive side of the ball as they bailed out Eli’s terrible throws all season long.

Superstars do superstar shit.

If the Giants lose this weekend it’s not because Odell made his boyfriends take a shirtless pic with him. It’s because Eli turned the ball over, Rashad Jennings had 16 carries for 4 yards, Ereck Flowers did Ereck Flowers things and oh yea, because Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback ever.

Superstars do superstar shit.

 

 

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you have a problem with the Giants receivers chillin with Bieber so I can make fun of you and call you a dweeb. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here at HQ.

TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

E-mail Lester@Deadseriousness.com to talk directly about all Deadseriousness related stuff or if you just want to talk about like, the Yankees or Marvel comics or whatever.

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