New York Giants Are Tanking For Saquon Barkley and No One Can Tell Me Otherwise

Everyone and their mothers think that the Giants are having an awful 2017 season. The Giants are currently 0-4 and they are the worst team in the NFC but it’s allll a part of the master plan, people. Open your eyes. Stay woke.

Eli Manning is having one of the best seasons of his career. Do you really think the Giants would be winless unless they weren’t intentionally losing games in order to draft a once in a lifetime running back? I’ve said it once and I’ll say it forever, Paul Perkins sucks. He is a halfback who is afraid of contact.

Saquon Barkley is a MONSTER.

Imagine the Giants having a running back who doesn’t crumble at the first sight of an away jersey. Barkley is the perfect foil to the Giants awful offensive line. You could just throw a center in front of him to direct snap him the ball and he’d shake off all 11 defenders, Bo Jackson Tecmo Bowl style.

So for any New York Giants fans out there upset about the current losing season, just know that Saquon Barkley is the gold at the end of the rainbow. The age of the running back has returned to the NFL and the Giants are putting all their chips in on Barkley. Wouldn’t have it any other way.





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Written by TheLesterLee

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