New England Patriots Drafted a Nazi

Meet Justin Rohrwasser, the 5th round selected kicker of the New England Patriots and very proud neo-Nazi who has covered his body in tattoos to represent his beliefs.

Justin Rohrwassers has a symbol on his left forearm that represents an alt-right militia that calls themselves the ‘Three Percenters’ and here’s their mission statement: “The last defense to protect the citizens of the United States if there ever comes a day when our government takes up arms against the American people.

How normal and not in any way terrifying or highly coded language.

If you’re not familiar with the three percenters, perhaps you remember their presence at the 2017 alt-right tiki torch rampage in Charlottesville. It was like Coachella for white supremacists. The Patriots newest kicker saw those Nazis and said to himself ‘I need that branded onto my flesh for the remainder of my life’.

Here’s is what young Adolf said about his tattoos:

“Obviously it evolved into something that I do not want to represent. And when I look back on it, I should have done way more research before I put any mark or symbol like that on my body. It’s not something that I ever want to represent. It will be covered.”

Ah yes, he had no idea what he was getting tattooed onto his body. This three percenter militia that you could only subscribe to if you do the research and agree with them. It’s not some casual reading group that occasionally posts some toxic shit in their little subreddit. It’s white people who are mad that brown people are taking what they believe is rightfully theirs.

Also it’s tough to use the excuse that you’re a young naive kid who didn’t know what you were doing. Especially when the tattoos seem recent.

Here’s Rohrwasser in 205 and 2016 with no tattoos. It’s almost as if Donald Trump was elected, and much like every white supremacist, Justin Rohrwasser was suddenly inspired to take his mask off and felt comfortable letting the world know that he’s a Nazi.

“Don’t tread on me”, said the mediocre white guy from Albany, New York with absolutely zero real problems in his life. Lonely losers are so desperate to belong to a bigger group that they’ll join a nazi militia just to be invited into a group chat.

But this is perfect for the New England Patriots. Now that Tom Brady is gone, someone needs to occupy his locker with the MAGA hat in it. And no one knows how to motivate players better than Bill Belichick. Wait until Rohrwasser goes 50-for-50 on field goals after Belichick whispers in his ear that the football is an illegal immigrant sneaking into the country to raise prescription drug prices or whatever the hell dumb alt-right sociopaths believe in.

But we’re talking about the NFL so none of this matters. Riley Cooper was a Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver that called someone a nigger at a concert and no one cared. But don’t you dare disrespect the troops or whatever. Justin Rohrwasser will probably have the No. 1 selling jersey by the end of the day.



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