Sooo I’m going to arbitrarily start doing weekly NBA power rankings because someone emailed me about it and who am I deprive the people (person) of what they love, me shitting on every team and ranking them based solely off of my own bias and ‘alternative facts’.
As I just mentioned, these power rankings are off of my own personal biases. If you actually want to read about how great the Golden State Warriors are then head to ESPN and read some boring nerd. If you want a different look at the NBA then you’ve come to the right place.
Here are the 1/23/17 NBA Power Rankings:
30. Phoenix Suns 15-29
The Phoenix Suns are trash and I do not see a light at the end of the tunnel for them. Yes, they’ve won 2 in a row but if a tree falls in the woods, ya know. Devin Booker is supposed to be the savior of Phoenix and although he’s averaging 20.5 points per game, they’re the quietest 20.5 points in the NBA.
But why are they actually in the 30 spot this week? You can’t beat my beloved Knickerbockers twice in one season and expect love from me. I’m not about that life. The Suns can beat it. Scram.
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