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Nate Robinson, You Fucking Embarrassed Us

Former NBA Slam Dunk contest winner Nate Robinson boxed former Youtube personality Jake Paul before Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr shortened each other’s life expectancy because we have reached the end of the era of quality premium content and everything we get is just pig slop to shut us up while Jeff Bezos perfects the algorithm for his machine that turns poor people’s bone marrow into sustenance for the wealthy.

But back to Nate Robinson getting his ass beat by some corny white kid who has no business being in that close proximity with an NBA first-round draft pick.

Jake Paul is famous for literally just being a mediocre white kid doing lame prank videos and exploiting an audience of kids that don’t have the intelligence to discern the quality of content that Youtube shoves down their dumb little throats.

Again, Nate Robinson won NBA slam dunk contests. There is no reason why I’m currently scrolling through hours and hours of memes of this man dead on the canvas. There’s a difference between losing a boxing match and getting KOed in the first round by a Mousekateer on anabolic steroids.

The culture has been set back decades. Jake Paul is out here looking like Evander Holyfield knocking out black kings left and right. By the way, this is the first and last time I am calling Nate Robinson a black king after what I witnessed this weekend seeing him get put to bed by a large boy.

The worst about this isn’t even this extremely caucasian boy murdering one of our brothers. Nope. It’s my man going down in New York Knicks colors. The shame. The embarrassment. How many L’s do we need to take as Knicks fans? When will the pain end?

I just hope Nate Rob made enough money to afford the ambulance trip to the hospital. Totally worth being universally mocked on the Internet for 24 hours and making this narcissistic sociopath receive any level of serotonin he didn’t deserve.

Get Nate Robinson the fuuuuck out of here forever.

 

 

 


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TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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