Today’s Morning Caffeine News Rush we have Mitt Romney doing too little too late, Kanye West still in the Sunken Place and Urban Meyer is finally up out of here.
Trump spent his entire adult life being an asshole to literally everyone. Throughout his whole presidential campaign, he shit on everyone in his line of sight. He’s been the worst president of all time for TWO YEARS already and now Mitt is like ‘ahem, um guys, I think Donald is a big meanie’.
He’ll be coaching Texas by the end of the day.
Big Ben could literally stab you in the face and be like ‘not my fault. there shouldn’t have been a knife around, buddy. That’s on you’.
Trump all day
— ye (@kanyewest) January 1, 2019
— NBA (@NBA) January 2, 2019
Kawhi is healthy as hell.
That’s not….that’s not Manny Machado tho.
Tiffany Haddish forgot her routine mid set and was heckled and boo’d pic.twitter.com/iPj1ZhxgVJ
— ⚪️Đ₳ł₴Ɏ’₴ Đ₳Đ⚪️ (@LucasCooperGrey) January 1, 2019
Oh no… was Katt Williams right?
Soccer babyyyyy. That sweet sweet soccer.
“What’s the deal with the blacks” -Louis CK in an empty auditorium somewhere.