On today’s morning caffeine news rush, we have Jordan Peele dropping a potential classic on us, Ayn Rand being a little snitch and LeBron James hating the chosen tribe.
I got fiiiiiiiiive on it.
You can’t ask a child if they ‘still believe’ in Santa Claus because it implies that they shouldn’t. This is YOUR president.
In LeBron’s defense, those were the nicest lyrics that he could potentially quote from a 21 Savage album.
Ayn Rand would be the queen of the alt-right if she were alive today to complain about everything.
Cardi B is famous very being herself and being so relatable. There is nothing more relatable than dumping someone and then banging them 48 hours later.
Is…is this irony?…
I assume this will be just two hours of her ready her own tweets out loud.
Closed. Mouths. Don’t. Get. Fed. Complain until you get your way.
9. 21 Savage Drops New Album ‘I Am Greater Than I Was’
Minus all the LeBron controversy and a wack J Cole feature, this actually is a FIRE album.
Explain to me how Aquaman wears leather pants under water and I’ll go see this movie.
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