Today’s morning caffeine news rush we have Brett Favre doing anything for cash, Aaron Rodgers having the best birthday ever and George H. W. Bush is alive no more.
I firmly believe if you Venmo Favre $500 you can get him to do literally anything. You can have Brett Favre outside shoveling your driveway as long as you send that PayPal cash to ya boy.
Not much to add here. Valar Morghulis.
Aaron Rodgers turned 35 yesterday and his gift was for this man to become unemployed. Aaron Rodgers is the Thanos of the NFL.
If you read Neil’s weird long Facebook explanation and compare them with the women’s accusations against him, it’s basically just a bunch of asexual science nerds not understanding how to interact with the opposite sex.
I love love. Happy for these two crazy kids.
The College Football Playoff is an imperfect way to determine a champion but Alabama is going to win regardless so shrug.gif.
— Hi! My Name is Stan (@IamStanReborn) December 2, 2018
Enough, Marshall. Enough.
Robinson Cano is BACK in New York. Except now he’s in Queens. Poor guy.
Tyson Fury got his head punched off his shoulders by Deontay Wilder and then popped up right before the 10 count like he felt a spider crawling on his leg pic.twitter.com/516X7b2g6A
— Dead Serious (@Deadseriousness) December 2, 2018
A draw? You want people to care about boxing again? Don’t end fights until one man gets KOed.
Science pretty much determined that guys with tiny little dicks voted for Donald Trump. But we knew this already.
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