Mitt Romney Was LIVING in Russell Westbrook’s Head During Game 4

If anyone is wondering what’s wrong with Russell Westbrook and the Oklahoma City Thunder, it became incredibly clear on Monday night in Game 4 when Mitt Romney emerged from the crowd to ruin Westbrook’s night.

The Utah Jazz have put the Thunder in an absolute torture chamber all series long and if ‘Playoff P’ didn’t go off in Game 1, this series would be a full sweep. The Jazz punched the Thunder directly in the snout in Game 4 and took home a 113-96 victory at home all thanks to the Mitt Man.

Russell Westbrook was a -14 and shot 38% and 0-for-3 from the 3-point line in the loss. Every time he had the ball in his hands, all he could think about was Mitt Romney’s shoes all over his brand new couch. Romney was essentially sitting on his shoulders all game long, eating an ice cream cone and letting it melt all over Westbrook’s head.

I’m not saying that Mitt Romney needs to run for president again but like, I’m definitely a little upset that he and Barack Obama didn’t play a one-on-one game to determine who gets to live in the White House in 2008. Had no idea he could talk all this shit. Well, I guess there was that tape that leaked where he was shitting on poor people. If only he ran that play 4 years earlier against the current president.

Thoughts and Prayers to Russell Westbrook who might look like Charles Barkley in Space Jam for the remainder of this series.





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