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Mike Pence Once Narced On His College Fraternity For Having a Keg

Vice President Mike Pence reportedly snitched on his Phi Gamma Delta fraternity brothers for having a keg at a party on his college’s dry campus and got his entire house in trouble.

Pence, then a sophomore at Hanover College, alerted the dean that his brothers were violating the small Presbyterian school’s strict no-alcohol policy, his former fraternity brother Dan Murphy told The Atlantic in a profile published on Tuesday.

At the time of the incident, the fraternity was reportedly having wild parties re-creating its favorite scenes from Animal House, which had recently been released. Pence “was not a particularly hard partier” but oversaw his brothers’ complicated plans to sneak alcohol into the house and was in charge of ironing out any issues with adults if things went wrong.



Sooo Mike Pence, the man who calls his wife ‘mom’ and won’t talk to other women when his wife isn’t around is actually a loser who tells on his own fraternity for drinking beer at a party that they were hosting? No way.

Mike Pence without a doubt has the world’s smallest dick. The fuck did he think was going to happen when he joined a fraternity? Quiet bible studies? Singing hymns and holding hands to pray before you open a bag of Lays?

The worst part is that you know his frat brothers couldn’t even get that mad at Pence because he was for sure the guy who was leading all of the super fun Saturday night gay bashing. That’s the only reason why he got into the fraternity, right? He called the other guy pledging a ‘fag’ and everyone beat him up together and ya know, that really brought Phi Gamma Delta together.

Can’t wait for the White House Christmas Party when Mike Pence calls the cops on Kellyanne Conway for spilling a cabernet on the Oval Office couch that she has her dusty size 9 hooves all over.

Mike Pence is a bitch.




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