Middle School Teacher Arrested For Blowing An 8th Grader

An Ohio middle school teacher is accused of engaging in oral sex and intercourse with a 14-year-old male student in May – and the alleged sex acts reportedly occurred inside the school.

Jessica Langford, 32, has pleaded not guilty to three counts of sexual battery and three counts of unlawful sexual conduct with a minor, according to court records viewed by the Dayton Daily News.

Langford, who taught math at Miamisburg Middle School for nine years, allegedly performed oral sex on, received oral sex from and engaged in intercourse with the teen student twice. The sex acts reportedly occurred May 23 at the school, reported.

The student allegedly told another teacher about the sexual encounters with Langford, and that teacher then told administrators.

(NY Post)


First of all, BOOOO at this kid for telling another teacher about Jessica Langford blowing him. This kid got greedy. You know the reason he told another teacher is that he tried to swing a threesome. ‘Well, Ms. Langford already sat on my face. How about you join us this weekend?’ Pimpin truly ain’t easy.

I don’t want to judge this woman for 69ing an 8th grader after school but like, maybe drive off school property before you floss your teeth with a little kid’s tiny penis. Not saying it makes it better if it occurs away from the school but then you could at least think ‘hey, maybe she had real feelings for this little boy’. But nope, she was just horny sometimes and wanted a child to go down on her during her lunch break. Not cool.

My 8th grade math teacher looked like she had no idea what a dick even was. This kid’s 8th grade math teacher is obsessed with them. The times, they are a-changin’.



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