Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer Opened Up The State So She Could Take Her Boat on the Water

I’ve said it once and I’ll continue to keep screaming it into the abyss: there are zero good leaders. Michigan governor, Gretchen Whitmer is just one of the many assholes leading America into the death march as Coronavirus continues to kill us all because no one is taking it seriously.

Michigan was getting destroyed by COVID positive tests so they issued some of the strictest stay-at-home orders in the state. Good. This was a good thing. All people had to do was stay inside for 4-6 weeks and Coronavirus could have been isolated and the curve could have been flattened.

Instead, a bunch of armed nazis stormed the state house and demanded to have their ‘freedoms’ restored.

Still, Gretchen remained vigilant and didn’t let militia weirdoswho can’t live without Denny’s grand slams and Carvel ice cream cakes—force her to lighten her quarantine restrictions.

Here is what homegirl said in anticipation of Memorial Day Weekend:

“If you don’t live in these regions … think long and hard before you take a trip into them. A small spike could put the hospital system in dire straits pretty quickly. That’s precisely why we’re asking everyone to continue doing their part. Don’t descend on [waterfront] Traverse City from all regions of the state.”

I agree. Good call, Gretchen. Don’t flood small beach towns and spread an infectious disease that their small hospitals are unequipped to handle.

What’s that? A week after Gretchen loosened quarantine restrictions her husband was caught attempting to rent a boat in Traverse City? The same Traverse City that she warned people not to rush to? Odd.

Here is the dock owner explaining his interaction with the governor’s husband:

“This morning, I was out working when the office called me, there was a gentleman on hold who wanted his boat in the water before the weekend. Being Memorial weekend and the fact that we started working three weeks late means there is no chance this is going to happen. Well our office personnel had explained this to the man and he replied, ‘I am the husband to the governor, will this make a difference?’ ”

Zero good leaders.

Your state is burning itself down because they’ve been tricked into thinking that Coronavirus is either a hoax or that 100,000 Americans dying is normal and fine and cool and a necessary sacrifice for the economy.

Gretchen Whitmer could have set an example that health and life is more valuable than a temporary drop in the stock market and a weekend on the beach but nope, she tried to rent a boat on the same waterfront she told no one to visit. This is like when Chris Christie closed down a beach in New Jersey so that he and all his stomachs could hang there alone.

Just stay inside. No one is taking your ‘freedom’ away. Go to the beach next year. Also, stop voting for assholes.




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