Vladimir Putin was the number one bachelor in the world. He’s the leader of his own country. He can beat a grizzly bear in hand-to-hand combat. And any enemies he may have are super dead. Well it looks like Putin is finally settling down in classic Putin fashion. Mr. Steal Yo Girl is now dating Wendi Deng, Rupert Murdoch’s ex-wife.
Well it looks like Putin is finally settling down in classic Putin fashion. Mr. Steal Yo Girl is now dating Wendi Deng, Rupert Murdoch’s ex-wife. If you’re reading Deadseriousness then I’m going to assume you don’t know who Rupert Murdoch is. Murdoch is a super old conservative and the head of Fox News.
Putin literally reached into the back pocket of one of America’s most influential men. Cuff yo chick or Vlad the Impaler will slide into her DMs. As I write this I’m sure Putin and Wendi are talking shit about Rupert Murdoch which will quickly turn into talking shit about the United States of America.
I need to find out how to get into those circles. Wendi Deng is moving in very rare circles. Fox News CEOs and Presidents of countries? I know for a fact that the Illuminati has their own exclusive Tinder and everyone is right swiping everyone.
I’m just glad to see Vladimir Putin happy. He totally deserves it.
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