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Mayor Pete is a Gigantic Pussy

Mayor Pete Buttigieg is one of the worst Democratic presidential candidates in decades yet somehow in 2020, his name not only remains on the ballet but he continues to poll well enough to garner more attention than he deserves as he fake smiles through any and all criticisms of his complete lack of ideas, policies and testicles.

Every time I see democrats have a conversation about the candidates running to represent their party, there is this cavalier and lazy statement that ends every discussion: “as long as they beat Trump”.

That is the dumbest and most incorrect way to walk into these primaries. Refusing to care what these candidates stand for and how they carry themselves solely because you want someone, ANYONE, to beat is Trump is exactly how a motherfucker like Trump became the president in the first place.

If anything, the last four years should make us even more careful about whose name we select in that voting booth which makes the existence of Pete Buttigieg even more frustrating to me.

If you want to know why Mayor Pete is unfit to rule a nation, let’s look at Mayor Pete’s mayoring of South Bend, Indiana and how he’s already showed his ass to us.

Earlier this year in South Bend, a white police officer turned off his body cam, shot and murdered 54-year old black resident, Eric Logan, after answering a report that he may or may not have been breaking into cars.

The officer claimed Eric Logan came after him with a weapon but by all accounts, he was completely unarmed. Reminder: this cop who murdered a black guy just happened to turn his body cam off.

Mayor Pete did nothing.

In 2012, the Sound Bend black police chief, Darryl Boykins, requested phone conversations from his white colleagues be recorded as he suspected he would find racist comments being made. Apparently, there were racist remarks found on these tapes but new Mayor Pete decided that the best way to handle this was to make Boykins resign. He then replaced Boykins with two more white guys. Didn’t even try to find out if the police truly were racist. Didn’t seem to care.

[Kanye West voice] Mayor Pete doesn’t care about black people.

But it’s not exclusively black people that Mayor Pete treats like insects but he happens to hate poor people in as well.

With a growing number abandoned houses in South Bend, Mayor Pete determined that the best course of action was to fine landlord and bulldoze homes and apartments if they didn’t fit particular criteria which led to a majority of the demolitions occurring in low-income communities thus doubling and tripling the homeless community in South Bend.

Instead of putting resources into refurbishing and rebuilding this community, he spent money on bulldozers and wrecking balls to kick everyone onto the street.

South Bend’s eviction rate is THREE TIMES HIGHER than the national average.

Mayor Pete is either so dumb and naive that he truly couldn’t even fathom that his plans would destroy the homes of poor people or his plan was to destroy the homes of poor people because he simply doesn’t want them in the little rich utopia he’s trying to create in South Bend.

I’m gonna go with the latter. Especially knowing that he’s given financial subsidies to successful businesses in South Bend while making life hell for the poor.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but WEALTHY PEOPLE DO NOT NEED FREE MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT. POOR PEOPLE NEED FREE MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT. STOP PUNISHING POOR PEOPLE FOR WANTING FOOD AND SHELTER WHILE YOU GIVE ALL THE FOOD AND SHELTER TO THE PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE IT AND THEN BLAMING THE POOR PEOPLE FOR NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH EVEN THOUGH THE RICH PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY THE ONES GETTING HAND OUTS.

Sorry, I’m screaming.

Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren—the only two candidates you should be giving your time and attention to—are running on free public college for everyone. Mayor Pete is running on the pussy version of that which is free public college but via means testing that’ll determine if you financially qualify for the program.

He claims it’s so that poor people don’t get stuck paying their taxes into free college for rich kids who don’t need financial assistance but that’s a lie because the money needed to pay for free college would almost exclusively be coming from taxing the rich. Duh.

Also, rich kids don’t go to public college. Duh.

Means testing would be a new bullshit way to discriminate against people. Ah just what we needed. A brand new way to dunk on poor brown people. Thank you, Pete. Can’t wait for all the stories of kids being kicked out of college after one semester because their mom had to get a second job to pay for their books and their new income disqualified them from free tuition.

Fuck means testing.

It’s almost as if Pete Buttigieg’s campaign is being funded by the same millionaires that would be against the taxing that Bernie and Liz are proposing so he’s intentionally giving them a break. Interesting.

We talk about everyone’s questionable past except for Mayor Pete. He was a soldier or whatever but he was also a “consultant” for McKinsey, a company that most notably works alongside ICE to keep immigrant children in cages and last month suggested that ICE stop feeding these kids so much.

Recently, Pete Buttibitch was called out for his involvement in a bread pricing scam to which he did his typical toddler tantrum move where he gets annoyed and indignant that you DARE question a man attempting to become the leader America.

“You work for a company that was fixing *bread* prices”. Is it too late to nominate this man for an Oscar?

In this clip he gets angry and lies. He says he only heard of this corporate price fixing last night.

This little weasel wrote in his memoir—and by the way it’s insane for a man in his 30’s to write a fucking memoir—that he was an EXPERT in grocery store pricing and then when asked directly to his face about it, he claimed it was the first he had ever heard of such a thing.

“What is bread??”

This is a “man” who has been quoted to outright say out loud “This is a competition, you say whatever you need to say to win”.

When I call Mayor Pete a gigantic pussy, what I mean is that he doesn’t seem to care or stand for anything. This is not a man standing on the debate stage passionately describing his health care plan. This is a coward who is saying whatever it takes to get what he wants for no reason outside of the fact that he wants it.

He doesn’t want to make America a better place. He wants to maintain the status quo. He’s not hanging out in wine caves to help us. This rat-faced boyman ruined South Bend, Indiana. What do you think will happen when he attempts to take on the entire country?

Get Mayor Pete OUT of here.

 

 

 

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