Matt Ryan Asked Eli Manning For Advice on Beating the Patriots

There’s only been one quarterback to defeat Tom Brady and the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, but Matt Ryan is trying to push that number to two.

The Atlanta Falcons quarterback told reporters at Super Bowl Opening Night on Monday that he hit up New York Giants field general Eli Manning for some advice on how to handle the Patriots in the big game.



THAT’S MY QUARTERBACK. All hail Eli Manning, the only man to defeat Tom Brady not once, but twice in the Super Bowl. Matt Ryan has come to the right man for advice. I wasn’t sure who was going to come out on top this Sunday but after hearing that Matt Ryan just got the secret formula, you’d be a full to not bet every on Atlanta.

You can’t spell ‘Tom Brady has lost two Super Bowls to Eli Manning’ without ‘Eli Manning’. I know for a fact that the New York Giants would’ve defeated the Patriots if bitchass Aaron Rodgers didn’t use cheat codes. I still want a full investigation on the Packers using a Game Shark Wild Card weekend. I need answers.



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