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Man Forced To Watch Bambi Once a Month After Being Arrested For Illegally Poaching Deer

What Happened?

A Missouri poacher involved in the illegal killing of “several hundred deer” over three years, taking their heads and leaving their bodies to rot, must watch the Disney classic “Bambi” once a month while he remains behind bars, a judge reportedly ruled.

David Berry Jr. was one of three men from a southwest Missouri family convicted in what the state’s Conservation Department called one of its “largest conservation cases involving the illegal taking of deer.”

As part of his sentence, Berry Jr. “is to view the Walt Disney movie Bambi, with the first viewing being on or before Dec. 23, and at least one such viewing each month thereafter” while he remains in jail, according to court records obtained by the Springfield News-Leader.

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Sometimes judges get a little too cute and it usually ends with a white frat bro getting zero jail time after raping a girl at a house party. But sometimes a judge gets a little too cute and it actually results in the best justice possible.

If you kill deer, you have to watch Bambi over and over again. This is somehow cruel, unusual and appropriate punishment all at the same time. This is some Code of Hammurabi shit. Eye for an eye. David Berry Jr is lucky that he didn’t get forced to live among deer for 3 months during hunting season.

Personally, I think if you are going out there just slaughtering animals for no reason then you should get lethal injection but being forced to watch Bambi is a close second place.

I really hope no one shows Bill Cosby Snow White or Sleeping Beauty. “Wait, why can they kiss sleeping girls and I can’t”. 

 

 

 

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