kaitlin bennett

Leave Kaitlin Bennett and Her Smelly Gun Powder Pussy in 2018

Kaitlin Bennett is an internet troll that went viral after carrying a rifle on her back at her college graduation to prove some point that students should be allowed to openly wield assault rifles or some shit.

Somehow after her extremely lame ‘look at me, I’m a girl with a gun’ stunt, she continues to make her way onto my Twitter timeline ‘owning the libs’ or making ‘snowflakes’ cry or whatever 2009 slang conservatives are using now.

In the current age of Cancel Culture and people racking their brains trying to understand why there’s a new mass shooting every other day, I’m not totally sure how this chick continues to maintain relevance.

At least when Tekashi 6ix9ine was trolling every day, he would at least drop a song from time to time. Kaitlin Bennett has no bars. Homegirl didn’t make Fefe.

How are we letting this chick that looks like she smells like hot socks cook out here? Aren’t we supposed to expose these white supremacists? I thought we were punching Nazis in the face? I guess it’s easier said than done when this no-lipped drying machine lint filter is carrying guns on her back.

But now she’s gone too far. You can’t come to my city with your weak ass t-shirt collars and greasy hair that 1000% gets into everyone’s food, and complain about the cleanliness.

She looks like she combs her hair with a rake. She looks like she smells like earring backs. She looks like she’s lied about being pregnant to keep a boyfriend from leaving her and then lied about getting a miscarriage after she’s trapped him.

My biggest problem is that she’s dumb as shit.

Conservatives that are rooting for this government shutdown to happen so that the ‘free market’ can take over don’t realize that Homeland Security and the TSA are run by the government.

Who is going to harass and stalk those Muslims that you’re so terrified of now that the government is shut down?

If you’re so convinced that Mexicans are crossing the border to rape and murder everyone then you must know that shutting down the government means no one is watching the border anymore.

Oh no.

Get this chick who 1000% fingers herself with a handgun every time she sees that there’s been a shooting OUUUUUT of here. She looks like the live action version of Master Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I’ve had enough of this girl who looks like her breath smells like eggs 24/7.

Fuck guns.

Fuck the narrative that owning a tool created exclusively to take human life has anything but negative consequences. Fuck gun girl for getting internet clout by being an ignorant assault rifle sybian sitting alt-right’s flattest butt calendar model.

We are leaving this bitch in 2018.

 

 

 

 

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