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Landon Collins Is Out For The Season With a Shoulder Injury Sooo….TANK SZN ENGAGED

What Happened?


The New York Giants are currently 4-8 and if the season were to end today, the team would have the 7th pick in the 2019 NFL Draft. For some reason, the Giants continue to win games at the end thus ruining their draft position but with their best defensive player on injured reserve, it is time to reallyyy start tanking.

The good news right now is that pretty much every team ahead of the Giants in the draft already has their quarterback. Arizona has Josh Rosen. San Fran has Nick Mullins and his back up, Jimmy Garoppolo. Detroit has Matty Stafford and Atlanta has Matty Ryan. Buffalo has Josh Allen and the Jets have Sam Darnold.

The only real question mark is whether or not the Oakland Raiders will move on from Derek Carr and draft a quarterback. We either need 1.) Oakland goes on a wild winning streak to end the season. 2.) Derek Carr puts up MVP numbers going into the offseason 3.) Jon Gruden continues to not give a fuck and just keeps Derek Carr because it’s easier than actually doing any work.

It sucks that Landon Collins will need shoulder surgery but if it means that this defense completely gives up and next season we see Drew Lock or Dwayne Haskins in a Giants uniform than womp womp. Sorry but Landon but [Don Draper voice] THAT’S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR.




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