TheLesterLee
Myyyyy man. Overdosed on coke and bodega dick pills at a whore house. Survived to do it all again. What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger indeed.
Right after his ex wifey, Khloe Kardashian, spent Memorial Day Weekend on Odell Beckham’s junior, Lamar Odom decided to get his. Once you go gas station boner pills, I assume your body can’t perform without it. And sex doesn’t really count unless you paid for it, right?
Lamar is living the life we’re all afraid to live. Obviously it wasn’t shown in this Instagram post but Lamar definitely smoked some crack with that crack whore. No one has ever handled a divorce better than Lamar has. I can guarantee he’s not thinking about the Kardashians when he’s snorting crushed dick pills out of this chick’s butthole.
You know what? I have to stop thinking about Odom’s perfect life. I’m getting too jealous.
Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you wish you were living Lamar Odom’s life right now.
