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Kylie Jenner is Pregnant As Fuuuuck

The youngest sibling in the Kardashian-Jenner clan is now expecting.

Two sources close to the “overjoyed” family tell CNN that Kylie Jenner, 20, is pregnant and due in February.
The makeup mogul and reality star has been in a relationship with rapper Travis Scott since April.

(CNN)

I just want to quickly mention how amazing it is that I received this news from CNN. Kylie Jenner’s womb is international news these days. What a flex. Homegirl’s sex life is higher up on the homepage than the impending¬†nuclear war against North Korea. That’s how you sell tacky lipstick.

Shout out Travis Scott getting the job done when no other rapper could. Somewhere in the world, Tyga is sitting in a dark room sobbing with a gun in his mouth, ignoring calls from his other children just trying to muster up the strength to pull the trigger.

I mean, it’s safe to say that Kylie will 1000% be a single mother and Travis Scott will be onto the next model by dinnertime which I guess sucks or whatever but she’s going to get sooo many Instagram likes with the baby so it’s totally okay that the baby won’t have a father. Instagram likes over everything.

 

 

 

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