— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) September 22, 2017
— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 27, 2017
Multiple sources have now also confirmed Kanye west may also be pregnant pic.twitter.com/ZNuPBWjYzG
— Brian ? (@itsbriankenna) September 27, 2017
This is a huge week for House Kardashian. The next generation of this massive dynasty is currently gestating just preparing to take over the world for another 100 years. When these three children come marching out, I assume all on the same day, all of humanity will finally be united whether you take a knee for the National Anthem or prefer if cops kill unarmed black teens.
Shout out to Khloe for spending the last 18 months rounding up all of the best doctors across the globe to suddenly make her into an attractive woman with a working womb. Two years ago she looked like Fiona from Shrek and was 1000% barren. 2017, she’s built like a bottle waitress and allll of a sudden there’s a baby in her. Thank you Dr. Miami.
Remember when Kanye West was mega depressed and had blonde hair and was having weird meetings with Donald Trump? Well, Kanye is BACK and he’s been eating good. While you were wondering when the next album was coming out, Kanye was in the lab working. And by ‘in the lab’, I mean ‘in bed’ and by ‘working’ I mean ‘eating cookie’.
All hail the new Kardashians.
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