One day, @KPorzee will learn snapchat videos are ten seconds.
Today is not that day.
— The Players’ Tribune (@PlayersTribune) July 15, 2016
Kristaps Porzingis is the most important man in the most important city on the planet. Do you think he has time to figure out all these cute little iPhone apps? While you’re running around local parks trying to catch Caterpies, Porzingis is in the weight room preparing to body Tristan Thompson into an early retirement.
This is exactly what I want from my star players. Complete ignorance when it comes to technology. All Porzingis should be worrying about is getting the ball in the basket. I’d honestly be pissed if he not only knew how long Snapchat videos lasted but he used the dog face filter or some basic shit like that.
Also, I’m pretty sure he comes from a country that doesn’t even have wifi so giving him Snapchat and expecting him to understand is like giving a puppy a jar of jelly and a package of bread and demanding he make himself lunch.
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