There is WAR going on out here in America. Two gladiators have entered the forum and we are all witnesses to the bloodshed that is spilling into our civilian streets. Kim Kardashian, the heavyweight champion of the world vs. Taylor Swift, America’s sweetheart. OH, THE HUMANITY.
I mean, we could start this all the way back to when Kayne West interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA’s and ‘was gonna let her finish’, but we all know Beyonce had the best music video of the year. However, let’s fast forward significantly to Kayne’s new album, The Life of Pablo in which his number one single, ‘Famous’, shits all over Taylor Swift.
For all my Southside niggas that know me best
I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous (God damn)
I made that bitch famous
Now on paper, that’s prettyyy aggressive by Kanye but apparently he asked for permission first and it was granted.
3rd thing I called Taylor and had a hour long convo with her about the line and she thought it was funny and gave her blessings
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 12, 2016
Taylor Swift immediately refuted those claims and appeared to be blindsided by the release of that song. Clearly, she is unaware of how many bottle waitresses across the country would love to be ‘that bitch’ that Kanye West made famous.
Just when the dust settled and we all thought the violence would end, Kim Kardashian stormed the beaches of Normandy and D-Day arrived in full force on Sunday night.
Kim exposing the phone call between Kanye and Taylor about his line in Famous. RT to save a life pic.twitter.com/FLBkEXkJTZ
— Claire McVey (@ohaiclaireee) July 18, 2016
New Snapchat rule: You’re only allowed to post a Snapchat story longer than 60 seconds if it consists of a phone conversation that completely shifts the culture. Otherwise, you’re an asshole. Kim Kardashian just stuffed Taylor Swift in a locker and I can only assume that Kim is currently eating Taylor’s lunch.
Taylor Swift attempted to offer a rebuttal but it just didn’t make any sense.
That moment when Kanye West secretly records your phone call, then Kim posts it on the Internet. pic.twitter.com/4GJqdyykQu
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) July 18, 2016
Suuuper weird that her problem with the song is that Kanye referred to her as ‘that bitch’. That’s her problem? Not the fact that right before that he says ‘me and Taylor might still have sex’? Kanye assuming he can fuck you doesn’t offend but don’t anyone dare call you ‘that bitch’.
Taylor Swift is dead, Kim Kardashian killed her. But who really won this war?
Khloe, Kourtney, etc. Here’s the thing, you don’t fuck with the Kardashian family when there’s a new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians premiering. Kim would sacrifice North to an Aztec God if it meant higher ratings for her show.