The newest member of House Kardashian has been born. Welcome True Thompson into the world who is already starting at a huge disadvantage being born without that Kardashian last name, especially considering that Tristan is 69ing an aspiring actress with illegal butt implants as Khloe is cutting the umbilical chord.
Tristan Thompson casually cheating with 2 women at Darna pic.twitter.com/y6uI0CP7NU
— Sita Giancola (@Hey_Sita) April 10, 2018
Dad of the Year, Tristan is out here recruiting new mommies for True every day. You really have to applaud this man for going out of his way to find as many strong maternal figures for his newborn daughter. What’s better than one mom? All of the moms.
There are going to be soo many strong female role models in True Thompson’s life every weekend when she visits her dad in Cleveland, Ohio and meets all of the random Instagram models that he flew out for that same weekend because he forgot that he had supervision that week.
Yup, everything is lining up perfectly for young True to have a totally normal life with an Aunt Kim whose only words to her will be ‘can you take a picture of me?’ and Granny Kris, who is currently on the phone with E! to set up hidden cams in her nursery. She’s lining up sponsors as I type this.
Plus, Tristan is going to give her so many brothers and sisters over the years too. She’s never going to have a second alone so we don’t have to worry about True every feeling lonely or isolated when she is going to end up with a new sibling every 9 months from various R&B artists that no one’s ever heard of.
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