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Kevin Spacey is a Creeeeeeepy Motherfucker

The production assistant says that when he and Spacey were just minutes away from the set and while the car was moving, Spacey, who was driving, put his hands down the production assistant’s pants. The production assistant told CNN that the touching was nonconsensual.

“I was in a state of shock,” he said. “He was a man in a very powerful position on the show and I was someone very low on the totem pole and on the food chain there.”

The production assistant asked that what happened next in the car not be described, for fear that it would identify him.

Once they had arrived on set, the production assistant says he helped the actor take his belongings from the car to Spacey’s trailer on set. While the two men were in the trailer, the production assistant says, Spacey cornered him, blocked his exit and made inappropriate contact with him.

“I told him, ‘I don’t think I’m ok with this, I don’t think I’m comfortable with this,'” the production assistant said. That’s when the actor became “visibly flustered,” fled the trailer, got in his car and left for the remainder of the day, according to the production assistant.

(CNN)

 

Kevin Spacey is a creeeepy motherfucker. I mean, he’s always seemed creepy so this isn’t shocking news to hear that he tried to bang a 14-year old boy at a party in the 90’s. If anything, I’m more surprised that he doesn’t do that every party.

Sooo, here’s the thing: you can’t jerk off production assistants against their will in a car ride on the way to set. New rule: let’s stop cornering interns and assistants and forcing them to do stuff to our genitals. Like, forever.

I’m completely okay with Netflix canceling House of Cards. I’m completely okay with Hollywood not casting Kevin Spacey anymore. If Spacey is out of the news and television screens for the rest of time, life is good.

Also, now that everyone is against Spacey, I can now proudly yell from the top of my hill: “AMERICAN BEAUTY SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS”. No idea how this movie won Best Picture. Booo at that lame scene with the shopping bag blowing in the wind. BOOO at Kevin Spacey ruining the name ‘Lester’. Get this man out of here forever.

 

 

 

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Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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