Kevin Hogan is Going To Save The Cleveland Browns

Cleveland Browns head coach Hue Jackson announced Wednesday that Kevin Hogan will start at quarterback against the Houston Texans on Sunday.

Jackson said the following, according to Andrew Gribble of the team’s official website:

“I’ve made the decision to start Kevin this week. We’ve liked what Kevin has been able to do within our offense when he’s been in there and he will ‪start on Sunday because that’s what we feel is best for our team at this point in time. This does not change the way we feel about DeShone [Kizer] going forward. He has worked extremely hard and still very much has a bright future. Right now, it’s better for him and his development to back up Kevin.”

(Bleacher Report)

DeShone Kizer is dead, Kevin Hogan killed him. Kevin Hogan will be the 28th Cleveland Browns starting quarterback since 1999 in an ongoing joke about the Browns quest for a QB. They are currently 0-5 and Kizer looks like he’s never played football before and he was quickly given a brief breakdown of the objective of the game during the opening kickoff.

Let’s not sleep on Hogan. It’s his second season in the NFL and he beat out Brock Osweiler and Cody Kessler for the backup QB role. I know those aren’t two legends I just named but Hogan isn’t a household name himself. The man has the juice.

In 2017, Hogan has thrown for 377 passing yards with 3 touchdowns and 3 interceptions in three games. Not bad for the next Cleveland franchise player. There’s LeBron on the Cavs. Francisco Lindor on the Indians and now the Browns belong to Kevin Hogan.

Orrrr, Hogan is going to throw infinity interceptions and they’ll sign some quarterback off the streets to become the 29th starter since 1999 and I’ll delete this article so no one can see this extremely hot and careless take.

Anything can happen.




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