The Internet is pissed at my girl, Kellyanne Conway because photos came out this morning of her sitting on a couch in the Oval Office with her feet all over the furniture. Some people are pissed because it appears as though she’s ignoring the leaders of the historically black colleges that are posing behind her.
Um, let’s let Kellyanne live her life. Every single girl I’ve ever met sits with their feet on their chair. Sure, they’re usually not spread eagle in a dress but look, Kellyanne is basically at home. Once Donald Trump won the election, Kellyanne and the whole team made themselves at home which includes sitting on the couches however the fuck they want.
This is just a bad photo. Yes, she appears to be ignoring everyone around here but that’s because 5 seconds prior to this she just took a photograph of everyone in the room and she’s clearly trying to pick the perfect filter before she posts it to Instagrm. I’ve seen a bajillion chicks take a selfie and completely shut off everything around them until they find the Valencia filter. It’s all about those Likes, baby.
Yes, she looks like she just rolled out of bed after a morning quickie but that’s how she rolls and I love it. Who cares if she’s not ‘classy’. Her job is to make people forget that Trump is working with Putin and make us remember the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre. She doesn’t need to be classy. She’s not Jackie O. She’s a gross chick from New Jersey just letting the world know she’s DTF.
I love Kellyanne Conway.
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